Dirty Brand Tequila Recipes

DIRTY BRAND × TEQUILA — 14 MASTER RECIPES

7 Dirty Brand Tequila Cocktails + 7 Dirty Brand Kick-Ass Floats™


PART 1 — DIRTY BRAND TEQUILA COCKTAILS

Bright, citrusy, refreshing — tequila LOVES the Dirty flavors.


1. Dirty Root Beer Tequila Cooler

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Dirty Root Beer
  • 1.5 oz tequila (blanco recommended)

Method: Build over ice.
Garnish: Lime wedge.
Notes: Surprisingly smooth — tequila adds heat to the creamy root beer profile.


2. Dirty Cherry Cola Tequila Highball

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Dirty Cherry Cola
  • 1.5 oz tequila

Method: Build over ice.
Garnish: Lime wheel + cherry.
Notes: Cherry, lime, cola, tequila — it just works.


3. Dirty Grape & Lime Tequila Cooler

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Dirty Grape + Lime
  • 1.5 oz tequila

Method: Pour over ice, stir gently.
Garnish: Lime.
Notes: A purple tequila drink… unforgettable visually and delicious.


4. Dirty Lemonade Tequila Smash

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Dirty Lemonade
  • 1.5 oz tequila

Method: Shake lightly or build.
Garnish: Lemon wedge + salted rim optional.
Notes: Margarita energy with built-in lime and lemonade brightness.


5. Dirty Berry Blast Tequila Punch

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Dirty Berry Blast
  • 1.5 oz tequila

Method: Build over ice.
Garnish: Berry skewer.
Notes: Tequila + berry + lime = killer combination.


6. Dirty Watermelon Tequila Cooler

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Dirty Watermelon
  • 1.5 oz tequila

Method: Build over ice.
Garnish: Watermelon wedge.
Notes: Like a watermelon margarita, but cleaner and lighter.


7. Dirty Coconut & Pineapple Tequila Islander

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Dirty Coconut & Pineapple
  • 1.5 oz tequila (reposado works beautifully)

Method: Build over ice.
Garnish: Pineapple spear.
Notes: A tropical tequila breeze — easy to love.



PART 2 — DIRTY BRAND KICK-ASS FLOATS™ (TEQUILA)

Scoop-only. Never blended.

Built for the 12-oz Dirty Brand Kick-Ass Float™ cup.


8. Dirty Root Beer Kick-Ass Float (with Tequila)

Ingredients:

  • 6–7 oz Dirty Root Beer
  • 1.5 oz tequila
  • 1 scoop Dirty Root Beer frozen base

Garnish: Lime or cherry.
Notes: Unexpected but shockingly good.


9. Dirty Cherry Cola Kick-Ass Float (with Tequila)

Ingredients:

  • 6–7 oz Dirty Cherry Cola
  • 1.5 oz tequila
  • 1 scoop Cherry Cola frozen base

Garnish: Lime wedge + cherry.
Notes: Cherry cola margarita-style float — energetic and fun.


10. Dirty Grape & Lime Kick-Ass Float (with Tequila)

Ingredients:

  • 6–7 oz Dirty Grape + Lime
  • 1.5 oz tequila
  • 1 scoop Grape-Lime frozen base

Garnish: Lime.
Notes: Purple tequila slush that stands out in any crowd.


11. Dirty Lemonade Kick-Ass Float (with Tequila)

Ingredients:

  • 6–7 oz Dirty Lemonade
  • 1.5 oz tequila
  • 1 scoop Lemonade frozen base

Garnish: Lemon, salted rim optional.
Notes: The “Frozen Dirty Margarita Float” — huge seller potential.


12. Dirty Berry Blast Kick-Ass Float (with Tequila)

Ingredients:

  • 6–7 oz Dirty Berry Blast
  • 1.5 oz tequila
  • 1 scoop Berry Blast frozen base

Garnish: Berry skewer.
Notes: Bright, bold, extremely photogenic.


13. Dirty Watermelon Kick-Ass Float (with Tequila)

Ingredients:

  • 6–7 oz Dirty Watermelon
  • 1.5 oz tequila
  • 1 scoop Watermelon frozen base

Garnish: Watermelon wedge.
Notes: Exactly like a frozen watermelon margarita — but scoop-based.


14. Dirty Coconut & Pineapple Kick-Ass Float (with Tequila)

Ingredients:

  • 6–7 oz Dirty Coconut & Pineapple
  • 1.5 oz tequila
  • 1 scoop Coconut-Pineapple frozen base

Garnish: Pineapple leaf or wedge.
Notes: A tropical agave float — smooth, creamy, unforgettable.