For the Ones Who Keep the World’s Good Times Flowing
If you’re a bartender, bar manager, bar owner, caterer, mobile bartender, food-truck operator, cart owner, kiosk owner, or any kind of beverage professional… we’re honestly not sure how you stumbled onto Dirty Brand — but we’re glad you did. You’ve just found one of the most powerful, profitable, crowd-pleasing product lines in the business today.
Dirty Brand isn’t like anything else on your shelf. Our full-flavor beverages hit with a bold, clean taste people remember, backed by our Kick-Ass 77 formula — packed with minerals, electrolytes, aminos, hydration, and zero sugar in the core lineup. Add our two bottle sizes, frozen drink system, snack line, and the endless flavor-combination playbook, and suddenly you’ve got a menu that’s bigger, faster, and better than what most bars can pull off with ten times the inventory.
Dirty was built for pros who want more:
More speed. More creativity. More margin. More reactions from people who take one sip and say, “Whoa… what IS that?”
So whether you run a 125-year-old pub, a college-town bar, a catering company, a wedding cart, a beach kiosk, a stadium station, or a weekend events rig — you’re in the right place. The stories below are real examples of what happens when Dirty hits the menu… and what happens when your crowd tastes something they can’t get anywhere else.
Take a look at the testimonials. Hear what other pros are saying.
And when you’re ready, let’s talk — we’d love to help you build something unforgettable.
The Dirty Concord Grape Float — Bold, Smooth, Unforgettable
The Dirty Concord Grape Float™ takes our powerhouse Dirty Concord Grape Soft Frozen™ and blends it with the crisp, clean bite of Dirty Concord Grape Beverage™ for a flavor that’s deep, silky, and impossible to put down. Rich, nostalgic grape meets icy-smooth refreshment — all supercharged with the full Kick-Ass 77™ functional formula for minerals, electrolytes, amino acids, and hydration that hits instantly.
Want to take it to the next level? Pair this float with vodka, silver rum, or even a splash of red wine for a grown-up twist that tastes like a premium craft cocktail — no blender needed. Smooth, bold, refreshing… this is grape done the Dirty way.
Professional Bartenders love Dirty Brand products
Excellent 4.9
What the Pros have to say
The best thing since the Frozen Margarita! I love this product, we can serve our customers a better product, faster.
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Nick P.
This is Great! I love the cherry cola because it gives me a product I can share with my customers with a bit of history.
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Brandi E.
Dirty Brand changed my life and has assured my children have the ability to go to college if they want.
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Senor Manny
I thought I had tasted every product there was. I was wrong and this one has made my place so much more fun.
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Stash
If you are looking for a product that young adults will love, try these. The Frozen drinks fly off the counter.
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Sarah M.
If you love Pina Coladas you will love this product. Your customer will line up for this one. It Kicks Ass!
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Rebecca W.
My customers chase me down in their gold carts to get these Frozen Lemonades. Too funny! So much fun.
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Susan T.
The best thing since the Frozen Margarita! I love this product, we can serve our customers a better product, faster.
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Nick P.
This is Great! I love the cherry cola because it gives me a product I can share with my customers with a bit of history.
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Brandi E.
Dirty Brand changed my life and has assured my children have the ability to go to college if they want.
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Senor Manny
I thought I had tasted every product there was. I was wrong and this one has made my place so much more fun.
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Stash
If you are looking for a product that young adults will love, try these. The Frozen drinks fly off the counter.
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Sarah M.
If you love Pina Coladas you will love this product. Your customer will line up for this one. It Kicks Ass!
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Rebecca W.
My customers chase me down in their gold carts to get these Frozen Lemonades. Too funny! So much fun.
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Susan T.
The best thing since the Frozen Margarita! I love this product, we can serve our customers a better product, faster.
Verified
Nick P.
This is Great! I love the cherry cola because it gives me a product I can share with my customers with a bit of history.
Verified
Brandi E.
Dirty Brand changed my life and has assured my children have the ability to go to college if they want.
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Senor Manny
I thought I had tasted every product there was. I was wrong and this one has made my place so much more fun.
Verified
Stash
If you are looking for a product that young adults will love, try these. The Frozen drinks fly off the counter.
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Sarah M.
If you love Pina Coladas you will love this product. Your customer will line up for this one. It Kicks Ass!
Verified
Rebecca W.
My customers chase me down in their gold carts to get these Frozen Lemonades. Too funny! So much fun.
Verified
Susan T.
The best thing since the Frozen Margarita! I love this product, we can serve our customers a better product, faster.
Verified
Nick P.
This is Great! I love the cherry cola because it gives me a product I can share with my customers with a bit of history.
Verified
Brandi E.
Dirty Brand changed my life and has assured my children have the ability to go to college if they want.
Verified
Senor Manny
I thought I had tasted every product there was. I was wrong and this one has made my place so much more fun.
Verified
Stash
If you are looking for a product that young adults will love, try these. The Frozen drinks fly off the counter.
Verified
Sarah M.
If you love Pina Coladas you will love this product. Your customer will line up for this one. It Kicks Ass!
Verified
Rebecca W.
My customers chase me down in their gold carts to get these Frozen Lemonades. Too funny! So much fun.
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Susan T.