Dirty Vanilla Soft Frozen™ — 14 oz (414 mL)

Classic Vanilla • Ultra-Creamy • Smooth & Clean • Kick-Ass 77™ Inside

Dirty Vanilla Soft Frozen™ takes the world’s most beloved flavor and gives it the full Dirty Brand treatment — ultra-creamy, cold, smooth, and clean, with a finish that feels light instead of heavy. This is vanilla done right: rich but not overly sweet, silky but not dense, with that warm, familiar flavor people crave. It scoops soft, melts slow, and hits with a taste that feels both comforting and premium in every spoonful.

Every 14 oz cup carries the complete Kick-Ass 77™ functional formula: 77 minerals and trace elements, natural electrolytes, amino acids, polyphenols, and prebiotic inulin fiber — all powered by our fulvic & humic absorption system for fast, efficient uptake. It’s hydration, energy, and recovery wrapped in a frozen treat that tastes like dessert but performs like functional fuel.

Enjoy it straight from the cup, swirl it into a Dirty Lemonade Float™, top your Dirty Cherry Cola™, or pair it with espresso, bourbon, rum, or tequila for instant frozen cocktails and affogato-style creations — always blender-free. It scoops clean, serves fast, and elevates anything you mix it with.

This is vanilla — frozen the Dirty way. Creamy, clean, craveable, and impossible to put down.