Carbon H2O™ — Kick-Ass 77™ Functional Water (16 oz)

Pure Hydration • Zero Flavor • Full Function

Carbon H2O™ is the cleanest, purest way to get the full Kick-Ass 77™ functional formula without any flavor at all. It’s hydration stripped down to its essentials — crisp, smooth, ultra-refreshing water powered by the same mineral-rich backbone that fuels every Dirty Brand beverage.

Inside every 16 oz bottle of Carbon H2O™ is the full Kick-Ass 77™ blend: 77 minerals and trace elements, natural electrolytes, amino acids, polyphenols, prebiotic inulin fiber, and our fulvic & humic absorption system that helps your body actually use what you drink. No sweeteners. No carbonation. No flavoring. Just performance-focused hydration that works as hard as you do.

Perfect for the gym, jobsite, office, or road. Perfect for pairing with any food. Perfect for people who want real functional support without a flavored beverage. And perfect for mixing into cocktails or mocktails when you want the hydration edge without adjusting the taste.

Carbon H2O™ is water — done the Dirty way: pure, powerful, mineral-rich, and designed for the real world.