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Dirty Coconut & Pineapple Soft Frozen™ — 14 oz (414 mL)

Dirty Coconut & Pineapple Soft Frozen™ — 14 oz (414 mL)

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Creamy Coconut • Bright Pineapple • Silky Smooth • Kick-Ass 77™ Inside

Dirty Coconut & Pineapple Soft Frozen™ takes our smooth, tropical flavor blend and turns it into a silky-smooth frozen treat that scoops like premium sorbet. The coconut brings a creamy depth, the pineapple hits with bright sweetness, and together they create a cold, tropical escape in every spoonful. No ice crystals. No slush texture. Just pure island-level flavor, frozen Dirty-style.

Every 14 oz cup carries the full Kick-Ass 77™ functional backbone: 77 minerals and trace elements, natural electrolytes, amino acids, polyphenols, prebiotic inulin fiber, and our fulvic & humic absorption system. It’s a refreshing, hydrating frozen treat built for people who grind through real days and want something cold that actually helps them bounce back.

Enjoy it straight from the cup, scoop it into a Dirty Coconut Float™, or spike it with rum, vodka, tequila, or coconut liqueur for instant tropical frozen cocktails — always blender-free. It scoops fast, serves fast, and delivers massive flavor with every bite.

This is tropical — frozen the Dirty way. Silky, creamy, bold, and unforgettable.

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