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Dirty Watermelon Soft Frozen™ — 14 oz (414 mL)
Dirty Watermelon Soft Frozen™ — 14 oz (414 mL)
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Juicy Watermelon • Silky Smooth • Splash of Lime • Kick-Ass 77™ Inside
Dirty Watermelon Soft Frozen™ delivers that big, juicy, real-watermelon flavor in a silky-smooth frozen treat that scoops like premium sorbet. It’s bright, refreshing, and never icy or grainy — just clean, cold, full-bodied watermelon with a sharp, refreshing lift from our signature splash of lime. Every bite tastes like summer turned all the way up.
Inside every 14 oz cup is the full Kick-Ass 77™ functional formula: 77 minerals and trace elements, natural electrolytes, amino acids, polyphenols, prebiotic inulin fiber, and our fulvic & humic absorption system that helps your body use the good stuff fast. It’s hydrating, it’s energizing, and it’s built for people who sweat, move, lift, and grind through real days.
Enjoy it straight from the cup, layer it into a Dirty Watermelon Float™, or spike it with tequila, vodka, or rum for instant frozen cocktails — always blender-free. It scoops fast, serves fast, and delivers huge flavor that keeps people coming back.
This is watermelon — frozen the Dirty way. Silky, juicy, bold, and unforgettable.
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